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Finals...*deep inhalation of breath*I love finals. I love it so much, I'm forcing you to read this story I wrote...2 years ago. Bwah ha ha ha. (Note: this is the rough draft of the story, not the final draft. The message is the same...the final draft was just a little more descriptive, that's all.)THE ROCK CONCERT One day, millions of years ago, God decided to hold a rock concert. He created a band called God’s Rock Angels with immense musical talent, and told them to come up with songs to play at the concert. Every man, animal, and plant attended. In that rock concert, they then juked and jived to the sounds of God’s Rock Angels. God’s Rock Angels started a new song, and decided to turn the volume to its maximum potential. They asked God for bigger speakers, and God complied. They asked God for a hundred strobe lights and a hundred spotlights, and God complied. With this increase in volume and blinding white light, the Rock Angels embarked on their hit single, “A Halo for You”. Unfortunately for the men, it was too loud for their fragile ears. They all started running for the exit, but some did not make it in time, and their ears shattered, and became deaf. Unfortunately for the men, the lights were too bright for their shy eyes. They all started running for the exit, but some did not make it in time, and their eyes shut down, and became blind. And to this day, God atones for his mistake by continuing the hierarchy of deaf and blind people; so that everyone will never forget the day when the music was too loud and the lights were too bright.